pREHISTORIC PEN PALS

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Want to maximize your direct mail results by as much as 9X?

NOTHING RIVALS THE AUTHENTICY OF PEN ON PAPER.

Experience the impact of sending a hand-scribed note to your clients, and the excitement of receiving one. This not only boosts the open rates of direct mail but also strengthens customer loyalty. Personalized communication shows that your relationship extends beyond mere business transactions. It demonstrates that you took the time to personally write to them, a rarity in today’s world.

Profit 911 is unleashing its “dino-scribe” mailing service, harnessing best-in-class robotic writing technology.

SEND THANK YOU CARDS, HATCHDAY CARDS, NICE TO MEET YOU CARDS, AND MORE!

Our machine is no ordinary computer-generated font! It’s a real robotic arm wielding a Bic blue ink-pen, creating writing so lifelike it mimics a real person’s touch. Both the envelope and note are virtually indistinguishable from human handwriting, sparing you the time and effort of doing it yourself.

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